You HATE YOUR NAME because it is nastily common and boring. You prefer to be referred to exclusively as THE AWESOME ONE, but most people just call you SELLETT. You like to WRITE, but you're not convinced that you're actually any good at it. You do READ a lot of GOOD BOOKS and really PRETENTIOUS POETRY. You also enjoy VINTAGE VIDEO GAMES and REALLY EPIC MOVIES.You are in ALL THE FANDOMS, all of them.
As this introduction suggests, you constantly make OBSCURE REFERENCES to your many fandoms that shows a TOTAL LACK OF REGARD for people who don't share your obsessions.
this is inevitable, and you are forgiven
(◕‿◕✿) ah someone reblogged my post…
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) //goes to their page to look at the tags
(via geothebio)
a tip of the slung [⚙]
#steam powered giraffe AFTER DARK HEUHEUEHEU
then its just sex powered giraffe
pretty much
I hope the 18+ show is full of shit like this.
(via mydurisekel)
imagine being fourteen and having the mass-murderer who killed your parents telling you that he’s going to kill you
and then escaping with the corpse of a fellow student AND THEN HAVING NO-ONE BELIEVE YOU
AND GOING BACK TO LIVE IN A LOVELESS HOUSEHOLD FOR SIX WEEKS WITH NO INFORMATION FROM YOUR WORLD, THINKING THAT THAT MASS-MURDERER MIGHT BE STANDING ON YOUR DOORSTEP AT ANY MOMENT
Harry has every right to be angsty in ootp I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU HANDLE IT
(via thecharliecharmander)
why the fuck would you even who gave you the right
(via stop-boring-me-and-think)
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
(via thecharliecharmander)
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
(via thecharliecharmander)
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
(via lady-tyrells)
